Spacelopnik: NASA hiring Astronaut candidates for Artemis missions

Kinja'd!!! "coqui70" (coqui70)
02/25/2020 at 23:47 • Filed to: Space, Spacelopnik, Artemis, NASA

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Exciting! I can think of a few roles I could fill:

Human Cargo Balla st Si mulation Specialist

Oxygen Generation System Tester - High Consumption

In-Flight Food and Beverage Service Evaluator

Intercom System High-Decibel Input Intern - Launch Phase

Intercom System High-Decibel Input Intern - Re-entry Phase

Random Erroneous Manual Control Input Facilitator

Astronaut Inner-Garment Layer (Lower) Bio-emission Self-inspector

In-cabin Ventilation System Filtration Device Destructive Tester - Senior Level

Personnel Consumables Evaluator - Post-expiration-t erm Supplies

Crew Psycological Stress Simulator - Con tinuous Exposure

Human Coitus Malfunction Engineer - Mid-career

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > coqui70
02/26/2020 at 00:21

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I am clearly more qualified for the Random Erroneous Manual Control Input Facilitator position.  “Left! No, your other left!”


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > coqui70
02/26/2020 at 00:47

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I could qualify for about nothing, at this point. But I can design some space suits.

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(bio-emission inspector checking in)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > phenotyp
02/26/2020 at 08:18

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I wish I could draw like that. 


Kinja'd!!! Xanadu603 > coqui70
02/26/2020 at 08:36

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I really like astronaut ice cream. 


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > ttyymmnn
02/26/2020 at 09:29

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And I wish I could still play the piano like you play the trumpet.